that's right; in addition to my bottomlessly insightful rants about british bands (which i haven't really done in ages), i'm now going to waste space on myblog writing about what it's like to not be on myspace anymore. i'm quitting it for now (and facebook, too) in the hopes of reclaiming some of myvaluablesparetime and using it towards more productive ends. i sort of did this once before, when i quit the infamous and much-loved bowlie. it was like quitting heroin, but i left myhome away from home for a month that turned into almost a year and by the time i decided to go back, i didn't really give a shit anymore. i even tried the surrogate site anorak but i had changed too much to derive any pleasure from it, too. i don't really know what it's like to quit heroin, but i have decided to stop doing other drugs for awhile while i clear the (bad) internet out of myhead.
so i will now do something with mylife. besides writing a dissertation and teaching college. i figure that the people who know me will either call, text, hang out and drink with me or even read this. i liked myspace as a way to keep in touch with acquaintences, know and let it be known what others and i were doing on saturday, and even stalk people sometimes. i guess i just got tired of communicating with myfriends by tossing a bulletin out into the great wide vastness of nothing; i long for the old days when one had a party and actually had to call people and be able to hear immediately in their voice how they were a) in trouble with their girlfriend and staying in that night or b) stoked to come out and get loaded. myspace was making me friendship lazy. i'll miss shakefork records.
i'll let you know about the awesome short film i shoot or hit single i record. but first i need to clean myroom.
please give a rat's ass. when i am raking in two grand a month on google ads telling you about my clever dog/new baby/favorite baseball team someday, i will buy everyone who reads a drink.
18 April 2008
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